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Game #55 – Canucks 3, Hawks 3 (Hawks Win Foursquare) – Powers That Be

Adam Hess February 7, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corisca I don’t even know what’s up with this team right now. They were playing very interesting games while looking very bad earlier this year. Then immediately before and after the All-Star Break/Bye Week they were winning games that were absolutely

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Game #52 – Blackhawks 7, Sabres 3 – I’m Not Sure What It Was, But It Happened

Adam Hess February 1, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica This was a bizarre game and I am still not sure I fully understand what happened. Let’s attempt to parse through it together, shall we? The Bullets: – The first period started out making this one feel like it was set to be a big time ass whipping by […]

Musings

Is This The Realia Life

Adam Hess January 31, 2019 0

One of the last remaining aspects of this Blackhawks season worth giving a damn about is the play and development of Collin Delia, who has worked himself into the conversation as the potential Corey Crawford heir. Were that prospect to come to fruition, it would be a rare bright spot in this season and carry […]

Musings

That Dirty Little Word

Adam Hess January 25, 2019 0

Here in the middle of the NHL All-Star Break, I find myself in a familiar place as last year – we’re 51 games into the Blackhawks’ season, and I’m about to talk about how they should probably tank. No, really, click this link and I literally wrote about the tank last year at the same […]

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Game #50 – Capitals 5, Hawks 8 – Snowman On A Snowy Weekend

Adam Hess January 20, 2019 0

Box Score Corscia Natural Stat Trick Well, that was refreshing. The Hawks finally showed up for a “big” game, if they still count as such, and played extremely well as they shitpumped the Capitals all day, save for a quick stretch in the third period where they let it get interesting. Let’s do the bullets: […]

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Game #48: Hawks 5, Devils 8: Bow Your Head, Cuz It’s Time to Pay the Tithe

Adam Hess January 14, 2019 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick This is one of the absolute strangest games to try to recap. The Hawks played pretty bad but the numbers don’t seem to bear it out. Let’s dig in. – So, the Hawks CF on the night was 50.53%, which bears out a pretty evenly played game. But if […]

Everything Else

Game #43 – Hawks 2, Islanders 2 (Islanders win Cheetos shape finding contest) – A Rose By Any Other Name

Adam Hess January 3, 2019 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick The Blackhawks were lucky this shitfest went to overtime. I am no Pullega so let’s just bullets it: -The Blackhawks being beaten by a guy named Toews is kind of a hilarious cherry on top of this season, to me at least. Finally Hockey Twitter is right and a […]

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Game #35 – Sharks 7, Hawks 3 – The Bears Beat the Packers to Win the Division

Adam Hess December 16, 2018 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Listen, I know my job is to write about the Blackhawks here, but at this point I am running out of things to tell you. They’re bad, get over it! The Bears beat the fucking Packers to win the NFC North! Mitchell Trubisky outplayed Aaron FUCKING Rodgers at Soldier […]

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Game #33 – Blackhawks 6, Penguins 3 – Broke Clock Gets One Right

Adam Hess December 12, 2018 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Holy hell, the Blackhawks finally looked like a competent NHL hockey team tonight. I am not sure if that means that the Hawks are “back” (they’re probably not, cuz they’re still bad) or that the Penguins are just utter ass. The Hawks streak of bad play was not going […]

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Game #25 – Knights 8, Hawks 3 – Seen It All, Done It All, Felt Pain More

Adam Hess November 27, 2018 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corisca This season is barely more than 25% done and it’s already become a damn chore to watch these games. It’s hard to evaluate what’s going on in games like this outside of “holy fuck this is awful” which makes my job for this wrap all the more difficult. I […]