Baseball

We Know Your Nature – 2019 Cubs Player Reviews: Albert Almora

Sam Fels October 21, 2019 0

As the Cubs have searched for a manager, and my fears about the offseason in general grow thanks to having far too much time on my hands and struggling to escape the cynicism of my youth, one thing I’ve tried to reassure myself with is that it’s not really in Theo Epstein’s

Football

Three Things We Learned From Week 7 – This Is Some F*cked Up Repugnant Sh*t

Sam Fels October 21, 2019 0

Ooof. The Bears Coach Might Be Broken-Brained – I joked about it in the preseason. It was only semi-serious. But Matt Nagy’s fixation/psychosis about one missed kick last season seemed to be far too big of a story, and one they were pushing themselves. It seemed so odd and so unnecessary, but in the end you […]

Hockey

Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks: Gamenight Gaggle

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Everything you need for tonight’s game against the Caps… Preview Spotlight Hedley Lamarr I Make A Lot Of Graphs Lineups & How They Were Built

Hockey

Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks Preview: Spike To Streak

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Capitals 5-2-2  Hawks 2-2-1 PUCK DROP: 6pm TV: NBCSN Chicago/NHLN Outside the 606 WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS: Japers Rink The Hawks come in to their first game of the year on a positive base, though perhaps a touch lucky to have their second win of two. So the Hawks have a chance for […]

Hockey

Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks Spotlight: Bra-done?

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Because of 2018’s run, Braden Holtby will probably never pay for a drink or meal in the DC area again. And he played no small part, as he came in relief in the first round of a struggling Philip Grubauer and rescued the Caps out of a 2-0 series hole on the road. He was […]

Everything Else

Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Buggerers, Bushwhackers, Hornswogglers

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Tom Wilson – The head halfwit/nitwit/dimwit not just of the Capitals, but perhaps in the entire league. Simply a workplace hazard for everyone around. Wilson hasn’t popped off this season yet, and has been pretty useful on the second line. We know that won’t last, and he did brain someone in the preseason. The next time […]

Hockey

Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks: I Make A Lot Of Graphs

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Hockey

Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks: Lineups & How They Were Built

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Football

Week #7 – Saints vs. Bears: Gameday Package

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Everything you need for this afternoon’s tussle with The Fleur-De-Lis.  Preview Spotlight QB Study The Vault How They’ll Line Up

Hockey

Game #5 – Blue Jackets vs. Hawks: Gamenight Clowder

Sam Fels October 18, 2019 0

Everything you need for tonight’s soiree with the Ohio boys.  Preview Spotlight Hedley Lamarr’s Bugerers, Bushwhackers, Hornswogglers I Make A Lot Of Graphs Lineups & How They Were Built