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This Seems Less Than Good

Sam Fels November 22, 2019 0

We’ve been accused in the past of reading too much into what players have to say after games. And that’s probably true to an extent. Quotes after games come when a player is probably at his most emotional and don’t have time exactly to really get on message, no matter how hard

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Unsteady Eddy

Brian Schmitz November 20, 2019 0

Although this is obvious to many of you NOW, I’ll let you in on a secret that I’ve known since August; the Bears don’t have a reliable kicker. Eddy “Money” (LOL) Pineiro “won” an offseason kicking competition that was, and has now proven to be, completely worthless. The Augusta quiet practices, the kicking coordinator/snake oil […]

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Game #17 – Maple Leafs vs. Hawks – Just ‘Cause You’re Sad Again, It Doesn’t Make You Special

Matt McClure November 10, 2019 0

vs. Game Time: 6:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, SportsNet, TVA-S, WGN-AM 720 Kyle Dubas Is An Enabler Of Sexual Assault: Pension Plan, Leafs Nation, Literally Any Hockey Publication And now the Blackhawks’ season can officially gets under way tonight, as all hockey is invariably pulled toward the quasar star that is the Toronto Maple Leafs; a

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Matthew Stafford Has A Fat Face. Is Really Good At Football.

Brian Schmitz November 7, 2019 0

I have an unpopular opinion to share: Matthew Stafford is a Hall of Fame Quarterback who is more skilled than Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Additionally, if Stafford played in the Patriots system his entire career, he would be the GOAT and it really wouldn’t even be that close. Now that I have your attention, […]

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Burden In My Hand – White Sox Offseason Wishlist: Yasmani Grandal

Andy Jonathan November 5, 2019 0

Now begins the season outside of the season, and potentially the most important one in the tenure of Rick Hahn’s career as general manager of the White Sox. With the team looking poised to possibly contend in 2020, Hahn must now shift gears. Trading away players like Chris Sale is easy. Everybody wants a Cy […]

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Game #13 – Hawks vs. Ducks: Lineups & How They Were Built

Sam Fels November 3, 2019 0

Hawks Notes: Life it seems to fade away…getting farther every day… Ducks Notes: Toward the end of their last game, Ritiche and Rakell switched spots so look for that tonight…it’s Getzlaf’s 1,000th game. Celebrate by walking around your house doing a whole lot of not much before tossing your spouse a peanut butter cup every 12

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The Vault- Bears vs Eagles Fog Bowl 1988/ A Plea for Drugs

Tony Martin October 31, 2019 0

Welcome back #Vaultgang to another edition of THE VAULT, my weekly podcast- in blog form! Every week I take a look back at a game between our perennially disappointing Bears and whatever team they’re playing this week, but get this- I look at an old matchup! It’s super relevant to all of us, I know. […]

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Game #7 – Knights vs. Hawks: Lineups & How They Were Built

Sam Fels October 22, 2019 0

Notes: Alex Tuch is technically allowed to come back tonight from being on LTIR, but there’s been no word on whether he will or not..Stone is shooting 20%, so he’ll come back to somewhere around Earth soon enough…They moved Stone to play with Eakin and Pirri last night and it was utter disaster so we’re expecting […]

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Game #6 – Capitals vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Buggerers, Bushwhackers, Hornswogglers

Sam Fels October 20, 2019 0

Tom Wilson – The head halfwit/nitwit/dimwit not just of the Capitals, but perhaps in the entire league. Simply a workplace hazard for everyone around. Wilson hasn’t popped off this season yet, and has been pretty useful on the second line. We know that won’t last, and he did brain someone in the preseason. The next time […]

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Game #5 – Blue Jackets vs. Hawks: Lineups & How They Were Built

Sam Fels October 18, 2019 0

Notes: Merzlikins is as close as we’ll ever get to having a player named “Fu-Schnickens” in this league or any other. Anyway, from the looks of it he’ll make his second career start and the first one was a disaster, as the Penguins pumped seven by him. Though giving up 40 shots for your rookie goaltender […]