And fuck those jagoffs yelling at Smith-Pelly.
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Hockey Stats An eight-game losing streak. A two-goal lead squandered. Numbers are not our friend right now. To the bullets: –We basically saw a unicorn tonight: Keith scored on a power play (a sentence I was beginning to think I’d never write). Saad also got a goal for the first […]
Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick The Blackhawks visited Sin City tonight, and what they did in the third period was certainly sinful. That sentence sucked let’s just get to the bullets: – Overall I actually didn’t think this was that bad of a hockey game on the Hawks part, especially given the lineup […]
Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick Tonight’s effort killed whatever sliver of hope there was left for a playoff run this year. I could go on about how the numbers say the Hawks should have won, or point to the fact that the team shot 2% tonight despite taking 38 shots, but it doesn’t […]
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica Hey, the bottom-feeding Coyotes came back against the Wild and erased a 3-goal lead, maybe the Hawks could do it too? Hahaha, that’s adorable. To the bullets: –It’s a familiar tune, but tonight the Hawks could. not. finish. They destroyed the Wild in shots (in just the first they […]
Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick The Hawks, in the words of the inimitable Tom Waits, are a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal. To the bullets. – Brent Seabrook had a positively wonderful game tonight. His pass on Toews’s goal channeled 2013, and his purposely […]
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica This was a painful one tonight. The Hawks actually played well, managing to lead in possession in all three periods and dominate in shots, and even Glass Jeff had a good night (and you know how I feel about that guy as a starter, so this should tell you […]
Box Score Event Summary Natural Stat Trick Another night, another winnable game, another set of pants pissed. The problems remain the same, and for the most part, so do the outcomes. On paper a 2-1-1 road trip spanning a break is ultimately fine, but this team doesn’t have the luxury of fine anymore.
Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick We’ll talk about how the numbers say the Hawks should have won this game. We’ll look at three goals that Forsberg had no shot on and wonder. We’ll take long-term solace in the fact that most of the younger assets looked good again tonight. But at the end […]
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Hockey Stats With the exception of the early part of the second period, the Blackhawks not only skated with the Predators quite evenly tonight, but there were stretches of this game where they looked to have a lot more control than Nashville. This is the exact performance you needed against […]