Every morning we cut right to the chase of what happened in the playoffs the night before. Hurricanes tie Caps at 2: Fuckin ‘eh, Cotton, Fuckin’ Eh! Blues take 3-2 lead on Jets in last 15 seconds: Fuckers to the left of me, fuckers to the right…. Sharks make it 3-2 Vegas: Why
Every day of the playoffs, we’ll get right to the point of the previous night’s action. Boston ties Toronto: Fucking figures. Dallas blanks Nashville to tie series at 2: Who even fucking cares? Colorado goes 3-1 up on Calgary: Jesus fuckin’ christ!
Game 1 Boxscore: Cubs 7 – Marlins 2 Game 2 Boxscore: Cubs 4 – Marlins 0 Game 3 Boxscore: Cubs 6 – Marlins 0 I suppose, if I were just taking the Cubs words at face value, the last game of this series would be the kind of one they referenced at the end of […]
All you need to know about the last night of the first week of the 2019 NHL Playoffs. Columbus sweeps Tampa: Holy fuck. Islanders sweep Penguins: Fuckin’ whatever. Jets tie Blues 2-2 in OT: Blues fucking up right on time. Knights go 3-1 up on Sharks: That’s some fucking goaltending ya got there.
Toronto takes 2-1 lead over Boston: Fuck both these teams. Carolina wins game 3 over Washington: Fuckin’ eh right. Nashville takes 2-1 lead over Dallas: Fucking fell asleep. Colorado takes 2-1 lead over Calgary: Oh fuck…
This year, we’re going to cut right to the heart of what’s going in each series instead of dressing it up. We’re on the go, you’re on the go, this just saves everyone a lot of mishegas. Blue Jackets lead Lightning 3-0: What the fuck? Islanders lead Penguins 3-0: Fuck me. Maple Leafs and Bruins 1-1: Fucking […]
As we’re going to do all postseason, we’re just going to wrap up the previous night’s games in a very concise, thorough fashion. Toronto vs. Boston Game 1: Well….fuck. Carolina vs. Washington Game 1: Fuck that. Colorado vs. Calgary Game 1: Colorado’s fucked. That’s all.
Last year, we attempted to sum up every playoff night with like, real analysis. But let’s be real, you can’t watch five games at once. It’s hard enough to watch three games in a night. So this year, we’re just going to give you the quickest possible thoughts on the previous night’s happenings. Blue Jackets […]
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Money Puck The 2019 campaign is over. It will likely go down as one of the most disappointing performances that the Hawks have had since the core congealed back in 2007. Two 40+ goal scorers. A 35-goal scorer. Eight 30+-point seasons. A defenseman with 60 fucking points. And no playoffs. […]
Don’t get me wrong, it’s more fun to watch the Hawks win than to watch them lose, but while these last two games may be some point of pride for the players, it’s in a way even more frustrating to see them beat better teams when it no longer matters. If they just got their […]