Last year, we attempted to sum up every playoff night with like, real analysis. But let’s be real, you can’t watch five games at once. It’s hard enough to watch three games in a night. So this year, we’re just going to give you the quickest possible thoughts on the previous night’s happenings.
Blue Jackets vs. Lightning Game 1: What the fuck?
Penguins vs. Islanders Game 1: What the fuck ever.
Blues vs. Jets Game 1: Fuck, but also fuck the Jets.
Dallas vs. Nashville Game 1: Fuckin’ Stars!
Knights vs. Sharks Game 1: Fuckin’ Sharks!