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Don’t Bore Us Get To The Chorus – Playoff Weekend (Nights 3-5)

This year, we’re going to cut right to the heart of what’s going in each series instead of dressing it up. We’re on the go, you’re on the go, this just saves everyone a lot of mishegas.

Blue Jackets lead Lightning 3-0: What the fuck?

Islanders lead Penguins 3-0: Fuck me.

Maple Leafs and Bruins 1-1: Fucking stupid.

Capitals lead Canes 2-0: Fuck.

Flames and Avs 1-1: Fucking fine.

Predators and Stars 1-1: Boring as fuck.

Blues lead Jets 2-1: Two fucks, one will fuck up.

Knights lead Sharks 2-1: Fucking Jones.

Thank you for your time.

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