Paul Maurice – The only thing keeping him in a job right now is Connor Hellebuyck. This is a woeful defensive team, has been for over a year, and clearly despises whatever it is Maurice is telling them. They could find themselves tied with the Hawks after tonight, which is a good indication that you suck. Consistently presides over one of the dumbest teams in the league, though the Jets don’t seem to care enough to get close enough to take penalties right now. They’ll just wait around for Hellebuyck to make the save and then get open to score. A true lesson in falling upwards.
Andrew Copp and Kyle Connor – Because they convinced us once that Tyler Motte could be a thing at U. of Michigan. Guess which of the three wasn’t actually an NHL player? Guess which one was a Hawk?
Winnipeg Airport – Because it doesn’t exist.