If it’s the Flyers, that means we have to turn to one of our creatures of the internet. We found @FlyGoalScoredBy in 2010 during the Final. He’s been stuck to our shoe ever since.
So the Flyers have fired a coach and GM. Are we to believe they’re finally on the right path forward? Because we’ve heard that before, y’know…
There was a ton of optimism when Hextall took over, and rightfully so! He won Cups in LA with rosters he helped build. We thought our Canada Dry baby had come home but all we got was a very good farm system and a Finnish drug kingpin playing the penalty kill. Hakstol was, Hextall’s “guy” but bottom line is neither of them did anything net positive with regards to building a contender in this era. Sure, Hextall’s fingerprints may be on the next Flyers playoff team but nobody gonna remember this time as a fun one. Chuck Fletcher comes in and by all accounts, has a mandate to change the roster around quickly and decisively. I guess that means we’re about to lock up Milan Lucic to a max deal.
Is Carter Hart finally going to end the generations of hurt in the crease or will you monsters chew him up and spit out a husk just like always?
The only good thing about the season has been Carter Hart. Yeah yeah Couturier looks like a player and some nice small contributions from younger guys, but Hart is it. Something about his calm demeanor provides stability that I honestly haven’t seen since early Hextall late 80s teams. I will give him infinite amount of patience and time because he is a good hockey boy who needs love and protection from the likes of you.
I’m willing to give Provy the benefit of the doubt in a year as shitty as this one. I think his positives far outweigh his negatives and besides having a down year when he needs a new contract may be good for business. As long as MacDonald is on the roster, all other defenseman will be shielded from blame and harm. Hey, maybe THAT’S why they still give ice to AMac. He’s like a human shield for the young D core.
The Flyers have a shit-ton of cap space next year, though with Konecny, Provorov, and Sanheim to re-sign. They’re going to do something utterly hilarious, right?
I’m thinking we’re locked into a “Player-Coach Vinny Lecavalier” scenario. The Flyers are boring and slow. They need some juice on this roster to even register in a four-sport town. Myself and all other zombies are praying from some elite talent to get excited about….or at least sign like eight goons and embrace who we really are. Does anyone have Colton Orr‘s phone number?
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