Hey kids. We’re going to be making some changes on here for next season. We’re still hammering out what that may be, but we know that you’re going to like it. There’s going to be way more content in our own special way. Maybe even a new look. A new method, while holding onto the things you have come to love… or tolerate. But in order to do that, we need to hire some new writers.
Not just anyone of course. We’re looking for people who know what we do here. Not just the snark and music/Simpsons references (though if someone else can help out with the wrestling ones, bonus points for you!). Not just being a functional alcoholic (though Slak might not be considered “functional” anymore) But also able to break down games and the sport in the same way we do. So it probably would help if you’ve been reading us for a while, but not necessary.
If you’re interested, email me at email@example.com with “New Writer” as the subject. If you have links to previous things you’ve done, great. If you don’t, we’ll come up with some sample ideas you can can tackle to show us what you’ve got.
And ignore the photo, we would certainly welcome long-haired, freaky people.