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Game #70 – Hawks vs. Sha-arks Preview: The Show Must Go On

John Pullega March 11, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 31-30-8   SHA-ARKS 29-35-5 PUCK DROP: 7:00 p.m. TV: NBCSN (WHAT A TREAT FOR THE NATION) FLOTSAM, JETSAM, AND CHUM: Just follow @ItWasThreeZero We’ll have our thoughts on The Maven’s well-deserved departure from this thing he created early next week. For now, the show must go

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Game #69: Blues 2, Hawks 0 – That’s Right, The Women Are Smarter

Rose Rankin March 8, 2020 0

Well, it was game #69 so insert NICE joke here…hahaha, I said insert. OK, enough Beavis and Butthead, we just had to sit through an awful game that was by turns boring and frustrating. The Hawks had opportunities and squandered them, the Blues were oafs and went after noted tough guys Adam Boqvist and Alex […]

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Game #69 – Blues vs. Hawks Preview: You Know What You Are

Sam Fels March 8, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Blues 40-18-10   Hawks 31-29-8 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN (All Women Broadcast) MOS EISLEY CANTINA: St. Louis Gametime There’s not much I can add to Pullega’s wrap from Friday night. There could not have been a more clear illustration of every failing of this organization–players, coach, and front office–then puking up a game […]

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Game #68 – GOD DAMN It Are You F*CKIN With Me? – Hawks 1, Wings 2

John Pullega March 6, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Absolutely fucking terrible. Until the last 10 minutes of this game, the Hawks were out-possessed and outclassed by the worst NHL team of the 21st century in the middle of a run that they’re calling a playoff push. A completely botched circumcision of an effort. – The big story of […]

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Game #67 – Oilers 3, Hawks 4 – On And On The Clouds Have Fought For Control Over The Sky

Adam Hess March 5, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick It got a little more itchy than it needed to, but the Hawks were ultimately able to hang onto what was a comfortable lead tonight against the Oilers, and grab their fourth win a row to keep their minuscule-but-still-existent playoff chances alive. Let’s discuss: ADAM BOQVIST AND KIRBY DACH ARE […]

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Game #66: Ducks 2, Hawks 6 – The Best of a Bad Situation

Rose Rankin March 3, 2020 0

The Ducks aren’t a good team, the Hawks aren’t a good team, and there was plenty of dumb bullshit to go around. But, if the Hawks want to at least have a semblance of dignity (and are willing to not worry about the draft pick ramifications), they need to beat these teams that are even […]

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Game #65 – Hawks 2, Panthers 2 (Hawks Win South Carolina Democratic Primary) – The Mistakes Are Obvious

Matt McClure February 29, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Of course after they’re already out of it and have sold off what they can, the Hawks have now kept pace with three top flight offenses since the deadline, and bested two of them in Florida, which hasn’t happened consecutively since god knows when. And it certainly wasn’t ideal, but […]

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Game #63 – It’s Meat That Dries in Summer Heat and Reeks Now of Its Rot – Hawks 5, Blues 6

John Pullega February 25, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick If the remaining 19 games go like this, we can be satisfied. It had all the intensity and anxiety of the conversation you have waiting for the results of a pregnancy test with the ugly but interesting one-night stand whose child you don’t want to birth. It put on full […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Feels Like I’m Going To Lose My Mind

Sam Fels February 25, 2020 0

This week, Rose Rankin, Fifth Feather, and Yours Truly discuss the Hawks deadline, whether they were as sick of Lehner’s shit as we are, Adam Boqvist and Lucas Carlsson, and what if anything the future might hold. It goes on a bit…  

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Where Do We Go Now?

John Pullega February 24, 2020 0

You know we aren’t here to bullshit you, dear reader. This Hawks team is done this year. They’ve looked disjointed, uninspired, and boring when they needed to do the exact opposite most. But they aren’t as far off from being a contender as it seems. So, where do they even go from here, and what […]