Well, the Bears season is mercifully over as the Hawks season is unfortunately just about to start. We cover both in this transitional phase of your beshitted Chicago sports calendar. Find it all the usual places.
vs Game Time: 6:00PM CDT TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 Keep Pretending Drew Doughty Isn’t A Rapist: Jewels From The Crown One thing about hockey’s often asinine scheduling that can be construed as a positive is that teams rarely have to marinate longer than 48 hours on bad losses, even if it comes at the expense of […]
After the week long layoff, the Hawks finally have played at least enough games to pretend to have some thoughts regarding, so Fifth Feather John, Sam, and myself have things to tell everyone out there in podcast land. No subscription required, audio after the jump.
Do you ever catch yourself? Maybe you’re sitting at dinner with a friend your significant other, talking about the news or whatever, and you have to stop a moment. A wide, ill-intentioned grin spreads across your face. You must look crazy. You start cackling like a maniac. You can’t stop laughing like you’re the fucking […]
The Hawks have been conspicuously quiet for the past few days, despite the facts that their blue line still sucks to high heaven and they never really filled the open spot in the top six (and if you think Andrew Shaw is that, please mail me whichever substances you’re using). So, the official signing of […]
With unrestricted free agency opening in just four days, let’s get a little weird. The Hawks have allegedly begun addressing the skidmark on the salad fork that is the blue line with de Haan (fine) and Maatta (barf), which means we should probably look at who can fill out the top six on the forward […]
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Now that the Hawks games mean nothing, it’s hard to imagine getting worked up about these games in any way, and yet seeing them play their asses off and outplaying the Blues, I found myself sitting on my couch feeling like this guy. As a wrestling fan myself, I can […]
Box Score Natural Stat Trick Sometimes there is just very little you can say about a hockey game to accurately describe what occurred, and tonight is one of those nights. I don’t wanna waste what I do have on the intro so let’s dive in to the bullets: – The first period was something of […]
Well the Hawks have taken 11 of 12 points, but don’t worry, Sam, Pullega, and myself still find plenty of shit to gripe about. As usual, the audio is free after the jump.