Hockey

Hawks Make It Official, Sign Kirby Dach

John Pullega July 8, 2019 0

The Hawks have been conspicuously quiet for the past few days, despite the facts that their blue line still sucks to high heaven and they never really filled the open spot in the top six (and if you think Andrew Shaw is that, please mail me whichever substances you’re using). So, the official

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Stan’s Off to Market – Free Agent Shopping List: Joe Pavelski

John Pullega June 27, 2019 0

With unrestricted free agency opening in just four days, let’s get a little weird. The Hawks have allegedly begun addressing the skidmark on the salad fork that is the blue line with de Haan (fine) and Maatta (barf), which means we should probably look at who can fill out the top six on the forward […]

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Game #80 – Blues 3, Hawks 3 (Hawks Win Hackey-Sack) – It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit

Adam Hess April 3, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Now that the Hawks games mean nothing, it’s hard to imagine getting worked up about these games in any way, and yet seeing them play their asses off and outplaying the Blues, I found myself sitting on my couch feeling like this guy. As a wrestling fan myself, I can […]

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Game #73 – Flyers 3, Hawks 1 – Not Everybody Leaves Well Enough Alone

Adam Hess March 21, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Sometimes there is just very little you can say about a hockey game to accurately describe what occurred, and tonight is one of those nights. I don’t wanna waste what I do have on the intro so let’s dive in to the bullets: – The first period was something of […]

Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Pattern Against User

Matt McClure March 20, 2019 0

Well the Hawks have taken 11 of 12 points, but don’t worry, Sam, Pullega, and myself still find plenty of shit to gripe about. As usual, the audio is free after the jump.