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Game #28: Hawks 3, Bruins 3 (Hawks win toilet seat toss): Breathing Deeply, Walking Backwards

Adam Hess December 5, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick It was a weird night for the Blackhawks, who got out to a nice lead, managed to piss it away, and then still won* in overtime in spite of themselves. The Bears are also on, and let’s admit we all care about that more, so let’s hit the basics: I […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Soldier’s Requiem

Matt McClure November 21, 2019 0

Rose, Sam, and I discuss the recent “streak”, as well as the viability of a recently dismissed head coach. No subscription required, audio after the jump.

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Game #20 – Sabres vs Hawks Preview – Out Of The Red

Matt McClure November 17, 2019 0

vs Game Time: 6:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, ESPN+, WGN-AM 720 Bills Mafia: Die By The Blade What just a week and a half ago looked like it might be less exciting Sunday night counter-programming to The Beloved on the west coast has suddenly become a potentially fun matchup between two teams still trying to find […]

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Game #17 – Maple Leafs vs. Hawks – Just ‘Cause You’re Sad Again, It Doesn’t Make You Special

Matt McClure November 10, 2019 0

vs. Game Time: 6:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, SportsNet, TVA-S, WGN-AM 720 Kyle Dubas Is An Enabler Of Sexual Assault: Pension Plan, Leafs Nation, Literally Any Hockey Publication And now the Blackhawks’ season can officially gets under way tonight, as all hockey is invariably pulled toward the quasar star that is the Toronto Maple Leafs; a

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Game #15 – Canucks 2, Hawks 5: I Don’t Know What I Believe

Adam Hess November 7, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Just one night after I commiserated with Sam, McClure, and Feather over just wanting to see the Hawks play competitive hockey, they delivered in spades. It wasn’t a straight up dominant performance, but that wasn’t what we were looking for. The Hawks finally looked like a team playing confidently and […]

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Live From The Five Hole – True Miserable Experience

Matt McClure November 7, 2019 0

So they’ve gotta fire him right? They’re gonna fire him. They should fire him. Feather, Hess, Sam, Me. No subscription, audio after the break.

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Game #13 – Hawks at Ducks Preview – So Far Away

Matt McClure November 3, 2019 0

 at Game Time: 7:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 Wabbit Season: Anaheim Calling After the absolute shit show that was last night on Figeuroa, the Hawks venture a bit south to complete the Southern California two-step, and hope they don’t once again trip over their own dicks on their way to hell.

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Live From The Five Hole – Hybrid Moments

Matt McClure October 31, 2019 0

Instead of dressing up and talking about something else this Halloween, we’re just going to be scary. No subscription necessary, audio after the jump.

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Game #10 – Kings vs. Hawks Preview – Shadows Of The Empire

Matt McClure October 27, 2019 0

vs Game Time: 6:00PM CDT TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 Keep Pretending Drew Doughty Isn’t A Rapist: Jewels From The Crown One thing about hockey’s often asinine scheduling that can be construed as a positive is that teams rarely have to marinate longer than 48 hours on bad losses, even if it comes at the expense of […]

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Game #8 – Flyers vs Hawks Preview – Burn After Writing

Matt McClure October 24, 2019 0

vs RECORDS: Flyers 3-3-1   Hawks 2-3-2 PUCK DROP: 7:30PM CDT TV/RADIO: NBC Sports Chicago, ESPN+, WGN-AM 720 BAM, LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE: Broad St. Hockey The homestand at the United Center turns down the final stretch for the Hawks with tonight being the 6th of their seven straight on West Madison, and they’ll welcome their […]