Carl Dahlstrom is a nice #7 D-man. He’s neither so good nor so bad that you notice him. I would stop the review right there if I could, since that’s about all worth knowing about Dahlstrom, but they’re going to take my thumbs if I don’t expound. So let’s shit on Stan Bowman for a […]
Well here’s a week to analyze. Clocked twice by actual real teams (neither of which is higher than third in their division though, so that’s fun!), and then getting past two dregs with 13 goals combined. Let’s do the thing: The Dizzying Highs Brandon Saad – Two goals and four points in four games might not […]
It’s time once again for our version of the Blackhawks hot-or-not: The Dizzying Highs Jonathan Toews: With a hat trick plus two assists yesterday, we’d be remiss if we DIDN’T put Toews in the Dizzying Highs. I can’t think of a performance more worthy of the name than a five-point game, and one that was […]
Well this team is very entertaining. It’s a three man weave between Sam, Pullega, and myself for this one, and we’re on Spotify now so you motherfuckers have no excuses anymore. Free as always, comrades.
Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Vegas pulls a Kano on the Hawks, throwing knives and ripping hearts out. It’s gonna be a long, cold winter. To the bullets. – Certainly not one for Carl Dahlstrom’s highlight reel. You can easily blame him for all of Vegas’s last three goals, including the one where Shea […]
Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick One of the worst shows I have ever seen live was Beirut at the Aragon in, like, 2011–12. I showed up for the first half hour, got bored, and left. It’s no wonder this game felt so familiar, because that’s the exact tack the Hawks took with this eminently […]
Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Don’t look now, but the Hawks have put together two quality games. It sure is nice to watch the Hawks plunge the knife every once in a while. Let’s do the bullets. – This may have been the best game Erik Gustafsson has played as a Blackhawk. He started […]
vs. RECORDS: Predators 22-10-2 Hawks WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK? PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago PEOPLE WHO WRITE ABOUT A TEAM THAT KNOWS WHAT ITS DOING: On The Forecheck This probably should get its own rant in its own post, but this is where we are today so we’ll just put it here. The […]
vs Game Time: 6:00 CST TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, WGN-AM 720 Housing Crisis: Fear The Fin As the Hawks continue on this absolutely brutal stretch of the schedule which as salted the earth on an already napalmed season, tonight they welcome a presently underachieving Sharks team to West Madison.
vs Game Time: 7:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBCSN, WGN-AM 720 Ben Roethlisberger Is A Rapist With A Gray Dick: Pensburgh Ahh, the national TV spotlight for two of the league’s showcase franchises sporting signature stars with hardware to match. Cups, Hart Trophies, Ross Trophies, international gold medals and numerous other awards smattered across each roster, with the Cup