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The Doll’s Trying to Kill Me and the Toaster’s Been Laughing at Me – FFUD ’18–19 Player Reviews – Chris Kunitz

John Pullega May 8, 2019 0

On July 1, the Hawks signed Chris Kunitz, Cam Ward, and Brandon Motherfucking Manning. Of this Triumvirate of Suck, Kunitz was the least odious, both in the moment and throughout the season (probably). He was here, he is gone (likely to retirement or Pittsburgh), and that’s just fine by us.

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Game #81 – Stars 1, Hawks 6 – But When We Get to the End, Well He Wants to Start All Over Again

Rose Rankin April 5, 2019 0

Don’t get me wrong, it’s more fun to watch the Hawks win than to watch them lose, but while these last two games may be some point of pride for the players, it’s in a way even more frustrating to see them beat better teams when it no longer matters. If they just got their […]

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Game #58 – Devils vs. Hawks Preview/Drum Track Lay Down: Nobodies In Jersey? It’s Da Best

Sam Fels February 14, 2019 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Devils 21-27-8   Hawks 23-25-9 PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: WGN MR. MEPHASTOPHELES PLEASE: In Lou We Trust We used to have a joke in my family, it was as old as I was. I think it sprang from my father and brother doing college visits on the East Coast and having to spend some time […]

Musings

That Dirty Little Word

Adam Hess January 25, 2019 0

Here in the middle of the NHL All-Star Break, I find myself in a familiar place as last year – we’re 51 games into the Blackhawks’ season, and I’m about to talk about how they should probably tank. No, really, click this link and I literally wrote about the tank last year at the same […]

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Game #45 – Flames vs. Hawks Preview/City-Wide Wake: Is There A Chance The Center Could Bend?

Sam Fels January 7, 2019 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Flames 26-13-4 (1st in Pacific)   Hawks 16-21-7 (6th in Central) PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago FRIENDS OF CAL AND GARY’S: FlamesNation.ca It’s a cruel world, this NHL. After the Hawks played what was maybe their best game of the season in Pittsburgh last night, outplaying the hottest team in the league, their reward […]

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Game #44 – The Pastrami’s Pilin’ High While You’re Comin’ Down – Hawks 5, Penguins 3

John Pullega January 6, 2019 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick There’s probably nothing that will completely take the sting of today’s Bears game away for diehards, but the Hawks sure did their damnedest anyway. They continue what’s been a surprisingly comical dominance of the Pittsburgh Penguins, winning their 10th straight against them since 2014. And they did it on […]

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Game #44 – Hawks vs. Penguins Preview/BEEEAARRRRSSSSS: This Is How You Do It

Sam Fels January 6, 2019 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 15-21-7   Penguins 23-12-6 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN MUNCHIN’ ON A JOE, DICK, AND STANLEY: Pensburgh While it’s easy to look at the Kings and Hawks, two recent main forces in the NHL, falling on hard times, throw your hands up and say, “Well, that’s just the price of being good for a […]

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Game #16 – Hawks 0, Flyera 4: All Seven And We’ll Watch Them Fall

Sam Fels November 10, 2018 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica At least the Colliton Era already has a familiar pattern. Once again, the Hawks were the better team in the first period. They had the better chances, they looked faster and more creative than they have for most of the season, and yet they couldn’t solve a goalie who […]

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Their Emblems Built of Garbage – ’18–’19 Blackhawks Player Previews – Victor Ejdsell

John Pullega September 24, 2018 0

With only the second line having any kind of predictability, there looks to be a lot of open space for the younger crop of players in the bottom six. One of the more intriguing options is the massive Victor Ejdsell, who came over in the Hartman trade last year. Though he’s not likely to serve […]

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Their Emblems Built of Garbage – ’18–’19 Blackhawks Player Previews – Marcus Kruger

John Pullega September 21, 2018 0

Kruger is only one season removed from being the firefighter you remember here, and we know that Q knows exactly what he is. Let’s say he’s an improvement on David Kampf. And he only has one year on his deal, so if he’s another charred remains of a beloved warrior of victories past, well whatever. […]