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Atop The Sugar Pile – 11/25: Not Much Of A Pile

Sam Fels November 25, 2019 0

Not easy to do this when they biff all three games in the week, but hey, our is not to reason why… The Dizzying Highs Patrick Kane – It’s not really all that different for him, but when the Hawks score five goals all week and he sets up four of them, this is going to […]

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Game #22 – Lightning vs. Hawks Preview: First World Problems

Sam Fels November 21, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Lightning 9-7-2   Hawks 9-8-4 PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago THE GUYS WHO DON’T LOOK LIKE XQUISITE: Raw Charge It may sound strange to say the Hawks have more points than the Lightning, but that’s the case as the two ’15 Finalists get together again on West Madison. But of course, as we […]

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Game #20 – See Now All My Flavors Are Guaranteed to Satisfy – Sabres 1, Hawks 4

John Pullega November 17, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Evolving Hockey The Hawks continue to ride the shooting percentage snake. Tonight was also about as well rounded a game as they’ve played. Let’s clean it up to put a nice feather in a good weekend’s cap. – Kirby Dach, you are our huckleberry. Dach’s been aces over the last […]

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Game #19 – Hawks vs. Predators Preview: Bursting With Fear

Sam Fels November 16, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 7-7-4   9-6-3 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN Chicago WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW TRAILER: On The Forecheck You probably didn’t expect, after that complete shellacking two weeks ago in the same venue, when these two met up again the Hawks would be only three points behind the Predators. And with a […]

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Press The Button On The Kids And Let’s Go

Sam Fels October 23, 2019 0

Not that I think Connor Murphy‘s injury will turn out to be a Wally Pip moment, because nothing really ever is. But it does open a window for the Hawks to try and get started on their future. And their future wears #27, at least on the blue line. I’m sure the Hawks won’t call […]

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Game #7 – Gotta Coke Up My Nose to Dry Away the Snot – Hawks 1, Knights 1 (Hawks Crap Out)

John Pullega October 22, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica For the first 30 or so minutes, the Hawks looked like a true NHL hockey team, if not a playoff-bound team. They kept pace with the Knights’s unbelievable-if-you-weren’t-watching-it-with-your-own-eyes speed, a team that has had the Hawks’s number since their inception. But nothing gold stays, Pony Boy, and even the […]

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Game #7 – Knights vs. Hawks Preview: No One Beats Vitas Gerulaitis Seven Times In A Row

Sam Fels October 22, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Knights 6-4-0   Hawks 2-3-1 PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago I NEEDED SOMETHING TO CUT THE LIMES: Sinbin.Vegas We’re staying on the theme of the day, aren’t we? Let’s get it out of the way at the top. The Hawks have never beaten the Knights. They’ve only gotten a point off of them […]

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Game #5 – Fishin’ for a Good Time Starts With Throwin’ In Your Line – Hawks 2, Jackets 2 (Hawks Win Take-Off-Your-Pants-and-Jacket Karaoke Contest)

John Pullega October 18, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica After a monumental diaper filling in the first period that would have made even Bobby Hull ask, “What the fuck am I doing here?” the Hawks managed to mostly lock their shit down and scratch out a victory on none other than Jonathan Toews’s stick. Which is good, because […]

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Atop The Sugar Pile – Week #1

Sam Fels October 15, 2019 0

Ok, so it was the second week but the Hawks only played one game in the first week so it’s the first week of the Sugar Pile and fuck you. That’s how we do things around here. The Dizzying Highs David Kampf – While Marcus Kruger‘s rep was at least a little tarnished by his years […]

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Game #3 – Jets 2, Hawks 2 (Jets win paper football): Crunchy In The Middle

Sam Fels October 13, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Well, it’s a point? When you don’t have any, a point is like, better than nothing? I’m trying here. The Hawks started well, then got blitzed in the middle, and then spent the third period playing awfully safe. Which didn’t work. Stop me if you’ve heard all this before. Well […]