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I Feel…What’s The Opposite Of Shame? – Hawks Win Series Vs Scum 4-1/6-2

By Andy Jonathan January 24, 2021 0

Game 1 Box Score / Game 2 Box Score Game 1 Natural Stat Trick / Game 2 Natural Stat Trick     I want to get all sarcastic about the results of this series and say that, duh, the Red Wings are a subway car filled with dead clowns and every team should pummel them […]

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Game #68 – Hawks vs. Red Wings Preview: And Now The Sitter

By Sam Fels March 6, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 31-28-8   Red Wings 15-48-5 PUCK DROP: 6:30pm TV: NBCSN Chicago, NHL Network THE TRULY LOST: Winging It In Motown They can’t fuck this up, right? Whether or not you believe the Hawks have a shot at making the playoffs, they believe it. They kind of have to, but hey, they’ve won four […]

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Game #68 – Hawks vs. Red Wings Spotlight: Die Like Dylan Larkin, A Seizure On The Barroom Floor

By Sam Fels March 6, 2020 0

You have to hand it to Steve Yzerman and the Wings. This is how you tank. It’s rare to see this hardcore of a tank in the NHL, outside of Ottawa at least, but the Wings have managed it. As flawed and infuriating as the Hawks are, they have twice as many points as the […]

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Game #68 – Hawks vs. Red Wings: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

By Sam Fels March 6, 2020 0

Who The Fuck Are These People? – It was one thing when the Wings fucked off to the Eastern Conference because their precious fans couldn’t stay up past 10pm so they could be up early for the jobs they don’t have, which essentially ruined this rivalry. Also it helped them keep their stupid little playoff streak […]

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Game #43 – Red Wings vs. Hawks Preview: Love Letters In The Sand

By Sam Fels January 5, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Red Wings 10-29-3   Hawks 18-18-6 PUCK DROP: 6:30pm TV: NBCSN GOTTA LOSE YOUR MIND: Winging It In Motown As we comment every time these two meet, it used to mean so much. This was one of the NHL’s deadliest rivalries, at least among the fanbases. On the ice…well, it wasn’t a rivalry for […]

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Game #43 – Red Wings vs. Hawks Spotlight: Savior Y?

By Sam Fels January 5, 2020 0

It was almost a decade now that Steve Yzerman left the Wings front office. While it seemed a bit off, and there was a section of Red Wings fans that thought it was on the level of a crime that Yzerman wasn’t allowed to replace Ken Holland then, it didn’t rise to the level of […]

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Game #43 – Red Wings vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

By Sam Fels January 5, 2020 0

All The Wings We Thought Were Dead – Seriously, there are far too many players here that shouldn’t be. And we’re saying that as Hawks fans. Has Justin Abdelkader done anything since 2013? Jonathan Ericsson is somehow 35 and we don’t remember him making one play. He only got into the NHL because he was Swedish, […]

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Preseason Game #2 – Hawks 3, Red Wings 5 – Too Much to Not Enough, There I Saved You Some Time

By Rose Rankin September 17, 2019 0

I’m a firm believer that preseasons in basically any sport are not worth getting stressed out about. They’re an extended audition for those on the fringes of the team, ostensibly they shake off some rust (debatable), and you’re just happy if the important players don’t get hurt. With all that being the case, don’t take […]

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You Ain’t Shane, You Ain’t Mook – ’19-20 Team Previews: Detroit Red Wings

By Rose Rankin September 16, 2019 0

Schadenfeude: noun, 1. Pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune. 2. When your rival team is even worse than your team. See: 2019-20 Detroit Red Wings. 2018-2019 32-40-10 74 Pts. (7th in Atlantic Division) 2.73 GF/G (21st) – 3.32 GA/G (27th) 47.1 CF% (28th) – 44.5 xGF% (31st) 18.1 PP% (19th) – 77.1 PK% […]

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Game #61 – Hawks vs. Red Wings Preview/Bundt Cake Party: That Dork Looks Like Jam

By Sam Fels February 20, 2019 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 25-26-9   Red Wings 23-29-8 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN (with Mike “Handsy Hands” Tirico calling his first ever hockey game) THEY MAKE PORNO MOVIES THAT START THAT WAY TOO: Winging It In Motown I guess pretty soon we’re going to have to replace the train-wreck picture. Is there a way to represent […]