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You Ain’t Shane, You Ain’t Mook – ’19-20 Team Previews: Detroit Red Wings

Rose Rankin September 16, 2019 0

Schadenfeude: noun, 1. Pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune. 2. When your rival team is even worse than your team. See: 2019-20 Detroit Red Wings. 2018-2019 32-40-10 74 Pts. (7th in Atlantic Division) 2.73 GF/G (21st) – 3.32 GA/G (27th) 47.1 CF% (28th) – 44.5 xGF% (31st)

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Game #61 – Hawks 4, Red Wings 4, Hawks Win Belching Contest – I May Be Going to Hell in a Bucket, but at Least I’m Enjoying the Ride

Rose Rankin February 20, 2019 0

This game is a perfect example of why the Blackhawks aren’t actually a good team, despite fancy numbers like wins and point streaks. They blew a three-goal lead in the third against the flotsam that is the Detroit Red Wings, or really, because the two good players on the Wings were able to score multiple […]

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Game #61 – Hawks vs. Red Wings Preview/Bundt Cake Party: That Dork Looks Like Jam

Sam Fels February 20, 2019 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 25-26-9   Red Wings 23-29-8 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN (with Mike “Handsy Hands” Tirico calling his first ever hockey game) THEY MAKE PORNO MOVIES THAT START THAT WAY TOO: Winging It In Motown I guess pretty soon we’re going to have to replace the train-wreck picture. Is there a way to represent […]

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Game #61 – Hawks vs. Red Wings Q&A: It’s Still Kyle

Sam Fels February 20, 2019 0

Kyle has been the editor over at WingingItInMotown.com as long as we’ve been doing this, which means he hasn’t gotten any more of a life than we have. And we thank him for that. Follow him on Twitter @KyleWIIM. Anyway, this is the Q&A we did with him like, last week when the Wings were […]

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Game #56 – Red Wings vs. Hawks Preview, Cyst Removal – Ordinary Pain

Matt McClure February 10, 2019 0

 vs  RECORDS: Detroit 21-27-7   Hawks 22-24-9 PUCK DROP: 2:00PM CST TV/RADIO: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 JUGGALO HOMIES: Winging It In Motown   If there has been one schadenfraude-drenched upside to the last two years of the Hawks tripping over their own dicks at every conceivable juncture, it’s that the Red Wings have been equally inept, if […]

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Game #56 – Red Wings vs. Hawks Spotlight: Dylan Larkin Finally Points The Way

Sam Fels February 10, 2019 0

We can thank Dylan Larkin for one thing. And that’s putting end to the always-horseshit “The Red Wings Let Their Prospects Overmarinate” myth. The hockey media peddled that fucking thing for like a decade, and it eventually turned out that the reason they did all that is their prospects were middling at best, fuckwits at […]

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Game #56 – Red Wings vs. Hawks Q&A: Kyle From WIIM, Who Like Us Won’t Grow Up

Sam Fels February 10, 2019 0

Kyle has been the editor over at WingingItInMotown.com as long as we’ve been doing this, which means he hasn’t gotten any more of a life than we have. And we thank him for that. Follow him on Twitter @KyleWIIM. Well, the Red Wings seem to get how this whole tank/rebuild thing is supposed to go, […]

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You Share The Same Fate As The People You Hate – ’18-’19 Team Previews: Detroit Red Wings

Sam Fels September 6, 2018 0

This isn’t even fun anymore. Ever since I was a child, I longed for the day when the Detroit Red Wings would be a flaming shit heap sliding into that river that is also a flaming shit heap and could leave us the hell alone forever. It took close to 20 goddamn years, and for […]

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August Mishegas: Schmaltz, Saad, Whatever Else We Dug Out Of Our Ear

Sam Fels August 13, 2018 0

Heading on vacation for the week, so let’s clear some stuff out before it’s all day drinking and yelling at college friends. -Late to the train on this, but you can excuse me if I totally forgot the Detroit Red Wings existed. Anyway, they inked Dylan Larkin to a five-year extension, one that will carry […]

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Game #49 – Hawks vs. Red Wings Q&A: Our Q&A With JJ From Last Week, Because We’re Not Talking To Wings Fans Twice

Sam Fels January 25, 2018 0

Not that much has changed since the Hawks laid an egg against the Wings 10 days ago. So here’s what we asked JJ From Kansas then.  You can follow him on Twitter @JJFromKansas and read his work on WingingItFromMowtown.com, if you really feel the need to mentally injure yourself.  Let’s start here: The Wings are […]