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On the Clock Part 3: The DB Derby

Welcome back to another installment of On the Clock, where I scour mock drafts and pretend that I watched any college football last year (which I did not- fuck the NCAA). Previously, I made the argument that the Bears need to stay at 43 and 50 and not trade back, instead looking to solidify two […]
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Bears Safety Net – Eddie gets Paid

Well, no one can say Ryan Pace has no idea what he’s doing. He locked in All-Pro Safety Eddie Jackson on a Four year, $58M contract extension on Friday afternoon and managed to deflect at least a little bit of the unsilent majority that’s been killing him for his NYE press conference the last few […]
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Rapid Recap- Bears 24, Lions 20

Well, the Bears won. Somehow. Just barely. The local boys escaped Ford Field victorious and are now the least convincing .500 team in the league at 6-6. Are we going to spend another week and a half pretending this win is symbolic of a team finally putting it all together? The offense looked better than […]
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Three Things We Learned From Week 9

That time again. Please don’t take this seriously. That’s not what you come here for.  We’re All Watching Matt Nagy’s Descent Into Madness  At some point later this season, I fully expect Matt Nagy to fall over on his back, and his eyeballs to be replaced by the rainbow spinning wheel of death and basically […]
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