Wraps

Game #57 – I’ll Drink Even More, I’ll Hate Them Even More Than I Did Before – Hawks 3, Bruins 6

John Pullega February 12, 2019 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick It had to happen sooner or later, but who would have ever guessed the Hawks’s seven-game win streak would end at the hands of a team that can do more than just feign competence on the ice? Oh, you did? The Bruins ran over the Hawks from start to […]

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Game #52 – Blackhawks 7, Sabres 3 – I’m Not Sure What It Was, But It Happened

Adam Hess February 1, 2019 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica This was a bizarre game and I am still not sure I fully understand what happened. Let’s attempt to parse through it together, shall we? The Bullets: – The first period started out making this one feel like it was set to be a big time ass whipping by […]

Everything Else

Game #43 – Hawks 2, Islanders 2 (Islanders win Cheetos shape finding contest) – A Rose By Any Other Name

Adam Hess January 3, 2019 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick The Blackhawks were lucky this shitfest went to overtime. I am no Pullega so let’s just bullets it: -The Blackhawks being beaten by a guy named Toews is kind of a hilarious cherry on top of this season, to me at least. Finally Hockey Twitter is right and a […]

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Game #42 – Starch and Parchment Laid the Laws When Bishops Took the Ride Only to Deceive – Bruins 4, Hawks 2

John Pullega January 1, 2019 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Another Winter Classic, another loss for the Hawks. The Hawks played decently for the most part, which makes this loss a bit more frustrating than usual, but you can’t put Boston on the power play and expect them not to score. Still, there’s some good to take from this […]

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Game #41 – Hawks 2, Avs 2, Hawks Win Spin the Bottle – Be Proud of All Your Crimes

Rose Rankin December 29, 2018 0

OK, so it wasn’t exactly like their performance against the Avalanche last week but it was enough. The Hawks have five wins in their last six games, and even more shocking, they have seven power play goals in that time. What a world. To the bullets: Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick – The Hawks […]

Atop The Sugar Pile

Atop the Sugar Pile — Christmas Edition

Rose Rankin December 24, 2018 0

It’s time once more to take a look at the good, the bad, and mildly acceptable in all things Blackhawks. And in the spirit of the holidays, let me give you one more gift: Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself will be the best thing you watch this week; this is just one clip but […]

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Game #36 – Predators 1, Hawks 2 – I Will Walk Before They Make Me Run

Rose Rankin December 18, 2018 0

The Hawks played well tonight…I’m struggling to believe I typed those words…they played better than a team that is demonstrably more talented and a legitimate Cup contender or at least conference finalist…and so I will try to make sense of this. To the bullets: Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick – Right out of the […]

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Game #27 – And If It’s Heads I Go to Tennessee, and Tails I Buy a Drink, If It Lands on the Edge I Keep Talking to You – Hawks 2 Preds 5

John Pullega December 1, 2018 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Through the first four minutes, this game had all the feel of a sudden onset of diarrhea after your morning shower, punctuated by slipping off the toilet seat because you didn’t have time to dry your ass off. While things got marginally better and there were some bright spots, […]

Previews

Game #19 – Blues vs. Hawks Preview: At Least We’ve Got You Beat

Sam Fels November 14, 2018 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Blues 6-6-3   Hawks 6-8-4 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN EVERYTHING IS EVIL: St. Louis Gametime No matter where you are in life, or how things are going, there is sadistic joy in looking around and seeing that someone else has it worse. Or at least it provides perspective. In sports, it’s joy. The […]

Ice Hogs

High On The Hog: Of Monsters And Moose

Jon Fromi October 26, 2018 0

The Rockford IceHogs, AHL affiliate of the Chicago Blackhawks, are hitting the weekend on a two-game win streak. Coach Jeremy Colliton will hope to extend the winning ways as the IceHogs host Cleveland and Manitoba. Rockford bested a scuffling San Antonio Rampage club at the BMO Wednesday night, but looked a little sloppy doing so. […]