vs. RECORDS: Hawks 9-9-4 Stars 13-8-2 PUCK DROP(S): Tonight and Tuesday at 7pm TV: NBCSN Chicago Saturday, NBCSN Tuesday TEXAS FLOOD: Defending Big D It’s a bit strange that almost two months into the season, the Hawks have only played three divisional games. They haven’t seen St.
Over the summer, the Sharks made a pretty big call. Their usual M.O. has been to just strip their captain of the position when their season flamed out before they felt it should. Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau both felt the sting of that particular whip, with the former taking over for the latter and […]
There seems to be this misconception that the Stars made it back to the playoffs and to the second round of the playoffs last year because of a dynamic young roster playing entertaining hockey. This couldn’t be farther from the truth, as coach Jim Montgomery authored a second-half charge by boring the utter shit out […]
With unrestricted free agency opening in just four days, let’s get a little weird. The Hawks have allegedly begun addressing the skidmark on the salad fork that is the blue line with de Haan (fine) and Maatta (barf), which means we should probably look at who can fill out the top six on the forward […]
Sam, John Pullega, and myself discuss the draft aftermath (draftermath?) and looming free agency. As always, no subscription is necessary.
You had one job to do. Let it be known forth that the San Jose Sharks are the only Bay Area organization that can only wield its location and power to fuck itself. Whereas everyone else stationed there slowly (or not) takes over the world and is influencing their various spheres and others, the only […]
vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in San Jose – Tonight, 9pm Game 2 in San Jose – Sunday, 6:30 Game 3 in Denver – Tuesday, 9pm Game 4 in Denver – Thursday, 9pm This is where the Sharks are supposed to be, just not how they’re supposed to be here. It took a miracle, they somehow […]
vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in San Jose tonight, 9:30 Game 2 in San Jose Friday, 9:30 Game 3 in Vegas Sunday, 9pm Game 4 in Vegas Tuesday, 9:30 I suppose I should stand my ground, as I’ve believed in the Sharks all season, until their late-season pants-filling without Erik Karlsson. The fact that they finished […]
vs. RECORDS: Hawks 33-33-10 Sharks 43-24-9 PUCK DROP: 9:30pm TV: NBCSN Chicago ALSO FAKING THEIR VOICE LIKE ELIZABETH HOLMES: Fear The Fin If you were to ask both fanbases, both would tell you their team is a mess, a disaster, an embarrassment. One has lost six in a row, and one has lost four of […]
This might be the most pivotal season in San Jose Sharks history for a few reasons. One is it might be Joe Thornton‘s last, and he will go down as the organization’s greatest player (sorry, Patrick Marleau, but you’re too weird). If they’re going to get Joe a Cup, it probably has to be now. […]