Wraps

Game #78 – Hawks 2, Kings 2 – Kings Win ’80s Night Breakdancing Contest

Rose Rankin March 31, 2019 0

This was a poorly played game for the most part, which I guess comes as no surprise given who the teams involved were. And yet, the contrast between the dull first period when both teams ended up with a handful of themselves and the excitement of basically every other televised sporting event

Wraps

Game #65 – Hawks 3, Kings 6 – Facts Just Twist the Truth Around

Rose Rankin March 2, 2019 0

I wish that I could at least tell you that the number of goals meant this was an exciting game—that it was a high-flying game reminiscent of the halcyon days between these two teams that really wasn’t all that long ago. But I can’t tell you that. This was a shitty game played by two […]

Wraps

Game #20 – Hawks 1, Kings 1, Kings Win Rock, Paper, Scissors: Leaves Start Falling, Comedown is Calling

Rose Rankin November 16, 2018 0

It took a really long time, but after about 46 minutes the Hawks and Kings realized they were playing a game in front of spectators and cameras, and they stopped skating around with their dicks in their hands and attempted to play something resembling hockey. Unfortunately for the Hawks it was a lot of the […]

Musings

You Get What Anyone Gets: Saying Goodbye To The LA Kings

Sam Fels April 18, 2018 0

It used to be tradition that playoff exits were complimented by eulogies on Puck Daddy. But with Wysh off in the Connecticut hinterlands and those who remain at Yahoo! being a bunch of Canadian giblets who take things far too seriously (and Lambert being angry and definitely not a Bruins fan), we don’t need them […]

Everything Else

Game #60 – I’m behind on what’s really important – Hawks 1, Kings 3

Adam Hess February 19, 2018 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick Trying to sum this game up is going to be kinda hard. It’d be way easier if the Hawks played real well and just missed on some chances, or even if they played like absolute trash. Instead, they just looked like they didn’t wanna be there, like how […]

Musings

This Is A Close-Up?!

Sam Fels December 13, 2017 0

The Hawks didn’t exactly come in rolling to this three-game homestand. They had lost five in a row, though two of those came in OT or a shootout to the Stars, and three of them came without Corey Crawford (though the Hawks scored exactly five goals in the three games he didn’t play, so what […]

Wraps

Game #27 A Broom is Drearily Sweeping Up the Broken Pieces of Yesterday’s Life – Hawks 1, Kings 3

Rose Rankin December 3, 2017 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica It’s been a grueling week. The Hawks have barely tread water over these last five games, and they’ve lost their best player due to some unspecified injury (groin, don’t you think? When it’s a goalie I always think groin. Don’t read into that statement). And this hell week ended […]

Previews

We've Got The Neutron Bomb – Kings At Blackhawks – Preview/Pregame Thread/Coming To Jesus

sgadmin June 1, 2014 0

  @   Game Time: 7:00PM CDT TV/Radio: NBCSN, CBC, RDS/WGN720 You Bet That I’ve Got Something Personal Against You: The Royal Half, Jewels From The Crown, Battle of California After two pretty thrilling games, things now end up on back on Madison for one final showdown as the Hawks were able to upset the Kings in LA on […]

Previews

We’ve Got The Neutron Bomb – Kings At Blackhawks – Preview/Pregame Thread/Coming To Jesus

June 1, 2014 0

  @   Game Time: 7:00PM CDT TV/Radio: NBCSN, CBC, RDS/WGN720 You Bet That I’ve Got Something Personal Against You: The Royal Half, Jewels From The Crown, Battle of California After two pretty thrilling games, things now end up on back on Madison for one final showdown as the Hawks were able to upset the Kings in LA on […]

Previews

You Need The Glory: Kings At Blackhawks – Game 5 – Preview/Pre-Game Thread/15 Minute Oil Change

Matthew Killion June 8, 2013 0

  @  Game Time: 7:00PM Central TV/Radio: CBC, NBC / WGN720,97.9FM Jamming Econo: The Royal Half, Jewels From the Crown, Battle of Cali Thursday seems like it was forever ago (or maybe I just need to get more sleep) but the memory is probably still pretty fresh for both sides coming into a pretty crucial Game 5. The Kings are […]