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Three Things We Learned From Week 7 – This Is Some F*cked Up Repugnant Sh*t

Sam Fels October 21, 2019 0

Ooof. The Bears Coach Might Be Broken-Brained – I joked about it in the preseason. It was only semi-serious. But Matt Nagy’s fixation/psychosis about one missed kick last season seemed to be far too big of a story, and one they were pushing themselves. It seemed so odd and so

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Week #7 – Saints 36, Bears 25: Saint It Ain’t So

Brian Schmitz October 21, 2019 0

This is what I get? Off a bye week. After a loss. This is how you respond. Go ahead and ask yourself; can you remember a worse 3-3 football team? The Bears suck right now, and I don’t envision a scenario where they are going to get any better. Before you go off on Mitch […]

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Week 7 Preview – Saints at Bears: Show Me What You Got

Wes French October 18, 2019 0

vs Saints (5-1) at Bears (3-2) TV: FOX 32, 3:25 PM (GAME OF THE WEEK™) Radio: WBBM 780 AM/105.9 FM Aaaaaaand we’re back. The Bears come out of the bye and welcome the Teddy Bridgewater-led Saints into Soldier Field with a lot to prove. The Saints arrive winners of four straight, games that can best […]

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Bears Offensive Rankings Are Offensive

Brian Schmitz October 16, 2019 0

With the first trimester of the season in the rearview, let’s take a look at where the Bears offense if through the first five games. Caution, reader discretion is advised. Yards Per Game:              Ranked 30th (266 YPG) This stat is especially alarming because the Bears offense has actually been more effective with their backup quarterback […]

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Bears after the Bye: What now?

Wes French October 15, 2019 0

Daaaaaaa Bears are back at Halas Hall and practicing this week after the long week off following the loss in London. They’re not whole, though. Kyle Long was mercifully decommissioned on Monday, hitting IR without a designated to return rider. Akiem Hicks isn’t on IR, but Matt Nagy casually said he hopes to see his […]

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Hold The Lines, Football Isn’t Always On Time

Sam Fels October 14, 2019 0

Woof. I know. Let’s just move on. As the Bears return from their off-week (Eric Zorn correctly pointed out that calling it a “bye” isn’t correct, and we have only the highest of standards here as you well know) they certainly aren’t without some news. And none of it is particularly good or up-lifting. This […]

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The Vault: Bye Week

Tony Martin October 10, 2019 0

Welcome back to THE VAULT, where I revisit some of the best vintage games our beloved Bears have played against whatever team they match up against this week. The Bears don’t have an opponent this weekend, but I’m trying so hard to make THE VAULT indispensable; think of me as Matt Nagy, and THE VAULT […]

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Three Things We Learned From Week 5

Sam Fels October 7, 2019 0

Hello! This is something I did at FanSided last year. But Fansided is dumb and evil, so I’m bringing it to you, the people. It’s not mean to be serious, because you shouldn’t take the NFL and the Bears seriously. You Can Only Get Away With A Backup Defensive Line For So Long For one […]

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Week #5 – Bears 21, Raiders 24: Jon Gruden Bitch-Slaps Matt Nagy; Bears Lose To Raiders

Brian Schmitz October 6, 2019 0

What if maybe, just maybe, this Bears team isn’t as good as we thought? Sunday evening in London provided the Bears an opportunity to show the world that they are indeed the Super Bowl contenders that they think they are. Then, unfortunately, the game began and the oft- celebrated Bears team was punched square in […]

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The Sons Of Wilber Marshall – Week 4 Roundtable

Sam Fels October 1, 2019 0

Our collective is back to review what went down on Sunday and looking ahead to the trip to the Old Empire.  Considering who was out, and though the Vikings make a habit of being a fraud, that’s a pretty impressive win, no? Wes French (@WFrenchman): It’s a great win. It’s a win for Nagy and […]