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Buy The Dip – Hawks Lose Both Games In OT 3/2 and 2/1

By Andy Jonathan January 28, 2021 0

Game 1 Box Score / Game 2 Box Score Game 1 Natural Stat Trick / Game 2 Natural Stat Trick   So this series is a little tough to judge. On the surface, the Hawks got beat in both games while getting outshot by a collective 61 to 40. Which, ya know, isn’t good. If […]

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Game #61 – Predators 1, Hawks 1 (Hawks win Jimmy Jab Games): A Night To Remember

By Sam Fels February 22, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick That was one of the better games to watch in a long while. But instead of the steely-eyed and acerbic analysis you come for, there’s just a couple things I want to talk about. -I don’t know if that was Corey Crawford’s last start as a Hawk. If the Canes […]

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Game #61 – Predators vs. Hawks Spotlight: Seriously, What Is John Hynes Doing Here?

By Sam Fels February 21, 2020 0

Needing to fire Peter Laviolette isn’t a huge surprise. Hopefully, it’s a feeling we’ll get here one day, as that will mean the Hawks hired him in the first place. He’s a good coach, maybe even a very good one, but his style tends to grate on players pretty quickly. He burned himself out in […]

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Game #61 – Predators vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Muggers, Buggerers, And Bushwhackers

By Sam Fels February 21, 2020 0

Ryan Johansen – Nothing pisses us off more than comparisons of Kirby Dach to this bloated jackass. The Preds had to sign Matt Duchene because Johansen kept eating his contract and not being a #1 center, and now they’re shocked to find out that Duchene isn’t a #1 center either. Clearly has played for a contract […]

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#45: Predators 5, Hawks 2 – Knowing Better but Choosing to Fail

By Rose Rankin January 9, 2020 0

It was a game they had to win, so of course they lost. I don’t want to hear anything from the organ-I-zation about how there’s a lot of hockey left, and there’s still half a season to go. Fuck that noise. If they actually wanted to do anything about the playoffs then literally every game […]

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Game #45 – Predators vs. Hawks Spotlight: Poile’s Last Stand?

By Sam Fels January 9, 2020 0

One of the things people marvel about the Nashville Predators is their stability. John Hynes, hired this week, is only their third coach in the 20 years of their history. They’ve only had one GM, and that’s David Poile. Something about southern loyalty or whatever. One might have to ask though…why? Because when you total […]

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Game #19: Hawks 7, Predators 2 – Just By Chance You Crossed the Diamond With The Pearl

By Rose Rankin November 16, 2019 0

Guys…I think Pekka Rinne has a terminal case of shit hip! After basically laughing publicly at the Hawks’ terrible performance a couple weeks ago, Rinne got himself laughed right out of the game tonight, giving up 4 goals on 14 shots. Ya hate to see it. And this shit went full-on DLR. Let’s get to […]

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Game #19 – Hawks vs. Predators Preview: Bursting With Fear

By Sam Fels November 16, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 7-7-4   9-6-3 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN Chicago WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW TRAILER: On The Forecheck You probably didn’t expect, after that complete shellacking two weeks ago in the same venue, when these two met up again the Hawks would be only three points behind the Predators. And with a […]

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Game #19 – Hawks vs. Predators Spotlight: So He Ran Away….GRANLUND

By Sam Fels November 16, 2019 0

Mikael Granlund‘s career might be measured in just how much it never quite was. When Granlund came up with the Wild in 2013, it was assumed that Mikko Koivu was only keeping the #1 center role warm for him. Here we are nearly seven years later, and Koivu is somehow still there while Granlund is […]

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Game #19 – Hawks vs. Predators: Hedley Lamarr’s Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwhackers

By Sam Fels November 16, 2019 0

Ryan Johansen – Treat Boy here always gets labeled as one of the top centers in the game, and we still can’t figure out why. His numbers the past two seasons mirror that of Jonathan Toews, and everyone’s relatively sure he looks like the host of “Tales From The Crypt.” RyJo Sen played his ass off […]