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On the Clock: Day 2 Reset

Friends, foes, fellow Packer haters, welcome back to On the Clock: Round 2 edition. Today, I’ll briefly touch on how our fellow NFCN teams fared in the first round and then look forward to the second day of the draft. Also, unrelated to the NFCN teams or the Bears, the best moment from last night […]
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On the Clock Part 4: The Leftovers

Welcome back to the 4th installment of On the Clock: proving that teachers have much more time on their hands to smoke dope and watch NCAA highlight videos than we let on. Speaking of: those last two articles? Yeah, 2500 words that can mean absolutely nothing if the draft doesn’t play out the way that […]
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On the Clock Part 3: The DB Derby

Welcome back to another installment of On the Clock, where I scour mock drafts and pretend that I watched any college football last year (which I did not- fuck the NCAA). Previously, I made the argument that the Bears need to stay at 43 and 50 and not trade back, instead looking to solidify two […]
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On the Clock Part 2: Drafting Offense

Welcome back to our short series to hopefully get you a little more fired up for the draft that takes place in two short weeks, but let’s be real: anything that falls under live sports is just going to kill it since we’re all dying for something that isn’t a rerun. I’ll gladly take watching […]
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The Vault: Bears vs Packers, Smarch 2077

Welcome back to THE VAULT, where it’s always Week 14 somewhere. While the 2019 Bears have their playoff aspirations dangling by the thinnest of margins, we’re in here living in the past. For those of my dear readers who may not know, I am a high school History/English teacher and I was thinking about having […]
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