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The Doll’s Trying to Kill Me and The Toaster’s Been Laughing at Me – FFUD’s ’18-19 Player Reviews – Dylan Strome

Adam Hess May 13, 2019 0

As a pretty damn good fantasy sports player (mostly self-proclaime, admittedly) I love a good “Buy Low, Sell High” move. If you’re a beliver in regression, and you should be, nothing can make you look quite as smart as offloading a player who is performing above what you

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Ocean Of Confusion

Sam Fels November 28, 2018 0

Note: Yes, I realize I’m mixing my Screaming Trees references but just go with me on this, friend.  Babies, I like to pretend I know everything. Or at least enough where I can convince you I know what’s up with the Hawks. But I have to say the last few days have left me as […]

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Live From The Five Hole – No More Love

Matt McClure November 27, 2018 0

There’s never a dull moment even when the on-ice product is mediocre at best, so that’s why Sam, Fifth Feather, Pullega, and myself (Scottie, Luc, Ron Harper, Robert Chief) are here to discuss it. As is customary, no subscription necessary for the post-jump audio.

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It Has Worked! You’ve Given Everything Away!

Sam Fels November 26, 2018 0

There are so many layers to this Nick Schmaltz trade. So let’s start on the surface. On the surface, or in a vacuum, or whatever arena you need to evaluate the trade simply on the players involved, it’s not a bad trade. If you go by the “Team That Gets Best Player Wins Trade” model, […]

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Game #22 – Hawks 2, Capitals 4: It’s Just a Face in the Crowd Down a Dead-End Street

Rose Rankin November 21, 2018 0

I don’t know what the hell the Hawks were doing at the beginning of the game, but a slow start pretty much screwed them. They followed that up with a lot of dumb penalties, making life harder for themselves, but had it not been for some abject stupidity right after puck drop we may have […]

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Game #18 – Hawks 2, Hurricanes 2 (Canes win ping pong tourney): Can’t Get Right

Sam Fels November 12, 2018 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica Well, changing coaches hasn’t worked yet. Jumbling around the lines didn’t really either. Though Jeremy Colliton has his first point, a return of one out of six probably isn’t what management had in mind. Or maybe it was and they didn’t tell us? Whatever it was, tonight was nothing […]

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Game #18 – Hawks vs. Hurricanes Preview: Because Seven Eight Nine

Sam Fels November 12, 2018 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 6-8-3   Hurricanes 7-7-3 PUCK DROP: 6pm TV: NBCSN Chicago YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES YOU? LARRY!: Canes Country, Section 328 It has to end sometime, it has to end somewhere… I can’t say that it’s totally encouraging that Jeremy Colliton is hitting the Quenneville Memorial blender in his third game in charge. […]

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Game #17 – Hawks vs. Flyers Preview – Life In The So-Called Space Age

Matt McClure November 10, 2018 0

 @  Game Time: 12:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, WGN-AM 720 The Gang Welshes On A Bet: Broad St. Hockey  With the first game of the Jeremy Colliton Era under the Hawks’ belt in less than thilling fashion, the team leaves for the East Coast for a two-game Metro Division swing. The Hawks find a team […]

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Game #16 – Hurricanes vs. Hawks Preview: It’s A New Day, Yes It Is

Sam Fels November 8, 2018 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hurricanes 6-7-2   Hawks 6-6-3 PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago HE HIT THE FUCKIN’ BULL, DIDN’T HE?: Canes Country, Section 328 However you feel about Joel Quenneville‘s firing, tonight marks the most interest-laden regular season game in quite some time around these parts. Anyone with the slightest inkling of Hawks give-a-shit is going

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What Can Jeremy Colliton Do?

Sam Fels November 7, 2018 0

Even with four days off, there’s hardly any time to pivot from the end of the greatest coaching career the Hawks have ever seen to the era of Jeremy Colliton, whatever it might be. Maybe you shouldn’t look to bury your news on Election Day, hmmm? Another discussion for another time. The Hawks may still […]