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Game #18 – Hawks vs. Knights: Hedley Lamarr’s Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwhackers

By Sam Fels November 13, 2019 0

Ryan Reaves: It was ever thus. In the latest instance of why garbage cans like this have to be tossed out of the league but never will, we present Reaves’s bullshit with Adam Lowry. Last week, Lowry hit Alex Tuch. Was it totally clean? Perhaps not. It certainly wasn’t completely malicious either. But of course, whether […]

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Game #7 – Knights vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Pugs, Mugs, And Thugs

By Sam Fels October 22, 2019 0

Ryan Reaves – As if it could be anyone else. Perhaps the most annoying portion of the Knights, and it’s a crowded field, is the idea they love to spout that they somehow rehabilitated this guy. And not that his improved numbers have anything to do with playing with actually talented fourth liners like Tomas Nosek […]

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Game #25 – Golden Knights vs. Hawks Douchebag Du Jour: Gerrard Gallant Proving Even Cowgirls Get The Stupids

By Sam Fels November 27, 2018 0

Gerrard Gallant will go down as the author of one of the most incredible seasons in North American sports history. He took an expansion team–a group of misfit toys and discarded fruit pits–with no real stars to three wins from the Stanley Cup. He did it by getting on the cutting edge of where the […]

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You Get What Anyone Gets: Saying Goodbye To the Vegas Golden Knights

By Sam Fels June 11, 2018 0

In the end, what everyone hated or loved about the Vegas Golden Knights is that they were a mirror. When you watched them, you saw everything that this league is, good and bad. On the bad side, the Knights exhibited for all that basically, no one knows shit and that it can be totally random. […]

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Night Songs – Final Game 1: The Reactors Won’t Take It…Just FYI

By Sam Fels May 29, 2018 0

So that’s what Game 1 in 2010 looked like to everyone else. It’s been a while since we’ve had two teams that haven’t been anywhere close to this in the Final, or at least hadn’t been in recent history. Basically 2012, and neither the Kings or Devils played a system that could get loose at […]

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Game #1 vs. Penguins – Douchebag Du Jour: Dinosaurs Aren’t Dead, They Play In The NHL

By Sam Fels October 5, 2017

It’s not so much what Ryan Reaves is, because we’ve gone over that time and time again when he was belching and grunting his way through shifts in St. Louis. It’s that the two-time defending champions felt the need to trade for him that’s so dispiriting as a hockey fan. Because the Penguins didn’t need […]

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Game #1 vs. Penguins – Douchebag Du Jour: Dinosaurs Aren't Dead, They Play In The NHL

By sgadmin October 5, 2017

It’s not so much what Ryan Reaves is, because we’ve gone over that time and time again when he was belching and grunting his way through shifts in St. Louis. It’s that the two-time defending champions felt the need to trade for him that’s so dispiriting as a hockey fan. Because the Penguins didn’t need […]

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Game #1 vs. Penguins – Douchebag Du Jour: Dinosaurs Aren’t Dead, They Play In The NHL

By Sam Fels October 5, 2017

It’s not so much what Ryan Reaves is, because we’ve gone over that time and time again when he was belching and grunting his way through shifts in St. Louis. It’s that the two-time defending champions felt the need to trade for him that’s so dispiriting as a hockey fan. Because the Penguins didn’t need […]

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Blackhawks 2, Blues 2 (Blues win patty-cake contest 1-0)

By Fifth Feather October 17, 2013 0

One week later and one game that lacked an unnecessary Brent Seabrook pinch with under 30 seconds to play and it was pretty much the exact same result. A coin flip to decide the winner. No time to waste; let’s get moving.