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You Get What Anyone Gets – Saying Goodbye To The ’18-’19 San Jose Sharks

Sam Fels May 22, 2019 0

You had one job to do. Let it be known forth that the San Jose Sharks are the only Bay Area organization that can only wield its location and power to fuck itself. Whereas everyone else stationed there slowly (or not) takes over the world and is influencing their various spheres and others, the

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So This Is Fun

Sam Fels May 16, 2019 0

Full disclosure at the top: Everyone here, whether you’re writing this stupid blog or reading it, finds the happenings last night in St. Louis utterly hilarious and maybe even life-affirming. I cannot wait until the Blues meltdown the next two games and lose this in five games, maybe to the tune of a combined score […]

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You Were So In With The Out Crowd – Western Conference Final Preview: Blues vs. Sharks

Sam Fels May 10, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in San Jose, Saturday 7pm Game 2 in San Jose, Monday 8pm Game 3 in St. Louis, Wednesday 7pm Game 4 in St. Louis, Friday 7pm   We’ve been here before. It was only three years ago. The Sharks roster is pretty much the same, though Erik Karlsson is a big […]

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Brent Burns Is The Worst Defender In The World

Sam Fels May 3, 2019 0

Before the playoffs, SinBin.Vegas (a Knights blog I’ll check out when I need to update myself on said team) wrote a post about how Brent Burns was actually an advantage for them in their series against the Sharks. I thought it was yet another product of unearned arrogance for a team and fanbase that hadn’t […]

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You Were So In, With The Out Crowd – Round 2 Previews: Avalanche vs. Sharks

Sam Fels April 26, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in San Jose – Tonight, 9pm Game 2 in San Jose – Sunday, 6:30 Game 3 in Denver – Tuesday, 9pm Game 4 in Denver – Thursday, 9pm This is where the Sharks are supposed to be, just not how they’re supposed to be here. It took a miracle, they somehow […]

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You Get What Anyone Gets – Saying Goodbye To The ’18-’19 Vegas Golden Knights

Sam Fels April 24, 2019 0

Be better than the call.  It’s a hockey cliche, but unlike most of them it has real application. You’ve heard it around these parts from time to time, but it’s thrown around anywhere that has actual winning tradition and real substance. In any playoff run, something will go against you. A bad call, an injury, […]

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Your Weekend Playoff Primer

Sam Fels April 19, 2019 0

We’re getting to the business end of the 1st round, and thankfully most of the bullshit and cock-holding has started to fade a bit. Some things will get decided this weekend, so it’s time to focus on what really matters. Here’s where we stand. Toronto vs. Boston (2-2) You hear less moaning and whining from […]

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Don’t Bore Us Get To The Chorus – Night 1

Sam Fels April 11, 2019 0

Last year, we attempted to sum up every playoff night with like, real analysis. But let’s be real, you can’t watch five games at once. It’s hard enough to watch three games in a night. So this year, we’re just going to give you the quickest possible thoughts on the previous night’s happenings.  Blue Jackets […]

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You Were So In, With The Out Crowd – Playoff Previews: Knights vs. Sharks

Sam Fels April 10, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in San Jose tonight, 9:30 Game 2 in San Jose Friday, 9:30 Game 3 in Vegas Sunday, 9pm Game 4 in Vegas Tuesday, 9:30 I suppose I should stand my ground, as I’ve believed in the Sharks all season, until their late-season pants-filling without Erik Karlsson. The fact that they finished […]

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Game #77 – Hawks vs. Sharks Preview/PTA Meeting: What’s Your Definition Of Bad?

Sam Fels March 28, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 33-33-10   Sharks 43-24-9 PUCK DROP: 9:30pm TV: NBCSN Chicago ALSO FAKING THEIR VOICE LIKE ELIZABETH HOLMES: Fear The Fin If you were to ask both fanbases, both would tell you their team is a mess, a disaster, an embarrassment. One has lost six in a row, and one has lost four of […]