Previews

You Share The Same Fate As The People You Hate – ’18-’19 Team Previews: The Grunty McGruntGrunts

Sam Fels September 12, 2018 0

We move to the Metropolitan Division, and we start our tour through there with perhaps the biggest example of why hockey needs to die, the “new-look” Carolina Hurricanes. I put “new” in quotes because every utterance and belch out of Raleigh since Thomas “I Punch

Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Back And Forth

Matt McClure June 12, 2018 0

The main cast returns to give thoughts on the Cup Final, the recent rumors surrounding the Hawks, and what any of this means. As usual, no subscription is required, grab the audio after the jump. And we’re on Stitcher now.

Musings

There’s A Mighty Wind A’Blowin’….

Sam Fels June 11, 2018 0

Alex Ovechkin had barely gotten the Chalice over his head before we got some pretty tasty rumors about the Westside Club de Hockey. And they certainly bring some excitement and questions, and there’s nothing we love than the two of those together. So let’s start with Scott Powers, who hasn’t been alone in reporting that […]

Wraps

Game #68 Strong Men Also Cry – Hawks 2, Hurricanes 3

Rose Rankin March 8, 2018 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica My all-time favorite movie turned 20 years old this week, and seeing as Our Special Boy was the one to score the game-winning goal tonight, it seemed appropriate to recall this piece of wisdom from the other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire. To the bullets: –The Hawks got killed in […]

Previews

Game #68 – Hurricanes vs. Hawks Preview, Reflexology Appointment – Mirror In The Bathroom

Matt McClure March 8, 2018 0

 vs.  Game Time: 7:30PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 The Big Short: Canes Country

Previews

Game #68 – Hurricanes vs. Hawks Q&A: The Creatures of Section 328

Sam Fels March 8, 2018 0

@Section328 are the hardcore in PNC Arena in Raleigh. They took off their facepaint long enough to answer our questions. Let’s start with Scott Darling. Why hasn’t it worked out this season? And are the Canes going to  give up on him or try again next season? Great question. It truly seems like a confidence […]

Previews

Your Friends And Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: Our Special Boy… And Whoever Else

September 13, 2017

Fitting after doing Toronto yesterday (and boy are our hips and hamstrings sore!), we move to the Metro Division and start with a team that might be Toronto minus one or two years, and somewhat doing it in reverse. The Carolina Hurricanes certainly have the blue line of a true contender. Now they’ve added at […]

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Till The Wheels Fall Off – Hawks at Lightning Preview, Security Camera Installation

March 27, 2017

 at  Game Time:  6:30PM CDT TV/Radio: CSN, NBCSN, TVA-S, WGN-AM 720 Haunting, Haunted, Haunts: Raw Charge While the Hawks might be in cruise control with at home ice in the first round only two points away from being clinched and being seven up in the conference for home ice in the West, this week is could certainly […]

Previews

Gibby Wasn’t Talking About This Outfit: Avs at Hawks Preview/Clinic Hours

March 19, 2017

 vs.  RECORDS: Avs 20-47-3   Hawks 46-20-5 PUCK DROP: 6pm Central TV: WGN Locally, NHL Network outside the walls THEY ACTUALLY WATCH THIS: Mile High Hockey PROJECTED LINEUPS ADJUSTED TEAM CORSI%: Avs – 45.8 (29th)  Hawks – 50.7 (13th) ADJUSTED TEAM xGF%: Avs – 45.3 (29th)  Hawks – 49.0 (18th) POWER PLAY %: Avs – […]

Previews

Great Caesar’s Ghost – Hawks at Senators Preview, Full Synthetic Oil Change

March 16, 2017

 at  Game Time: 6:30PM CDT TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720 Justin Trudeau Is A Fucking Con Man: Silver Seven Given that the Hawks have been hockey monarchy for going on a decade now, with President/Cardinal John McDonough fancying himself its emperor, it’s probably best that they missed being on the Senate Floor in Kanata on the Ides of March […]