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Series Recap – Zombieland

Sam Fels September 22, 2019 0

It’s strange, because there’s not much more that’s new to say. I’ve written series recaps before that pointed out how that given series was a perfect demonstration of the systematic failure at every level of the Cubs this year. Ownership, front office, managing, training

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Series Preview – Cardinals vs. Cubs: Death Smiles At Us All

Sam Fels September 19, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Cardinals 85-67   Cubs 82-70 GAMETIMES: Thursday 6:15, Friday-Sunday 1:20 TV: Fox Thursday, ABC 7 Friday, WGN Saturday, NBCSN Sunday I DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER: Viva El Birdos SERIES PREVIEW POSTS Depth Charts & Pitching Staffs Cardinals Spotlight: Doing What They Wouldn’t And so it’s come to this. After a four-year stretch where it […]

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Series Recap: NEW KID ON THE CUBS HAD A BUNCH OF HITS

Forklift September 12, 2019 0

Game 1 Box Score: Cubs 10 Dads 2 Game 2 Box Score: Dads 9 Cubs 8 (10 innings) Game 3 Box Score: Dads 4 Cubs 0 Game 4 Box Score: Cubs 4 Dads 1   For guys of a certain age (old), the thought of the Cubs going to San Diego in a must-win situation […]

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Series Preview – Cubs vs. Brewers: Again

Sam Fels September 5, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Cubs 75-63   Brewers 71-67 GAMETIMES: Thursday/Saturday 6:10, Friday 7:10, Sunday 1:10 TV: NBCSN Thursday/Friday/Sunday, WGN Saturday KHALIL IS COMING FOR THEM TOO: Brew Crew Ball PREVIEW POSTS Depth Charts & Pitching Staffs Brewers Spotlight Try it again, assholes. The Cubs had a chance to end this stupid Brewers season and annoyance last weekend, […]

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Series Recap – Cubs Sweep Mets: Take Three Mets And Call Me In The Morning

Sam Fels August 29, 2019 0

Game 1 Box Score: Cubs 5, Mets 2 Game 2 Box Score: Cubs 10, Mets 7 Game 3 Box Score: Cubs 4, Mets 1 While the Cubs may be the only team, or fanbase, that still gets shivers when thinking about the Mets, it’s also important to remember they’re still the Mets. Which means they […]

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This Is Your Mess, Theo

Sam Fels August 28, 2019 0

I was actually going to save this post for when the Cubs collapse/utter failure was complete, which looking at the schedules is probably going to happen against the Cardinals, and possibly even in St. Louis. And after a summer following THAT team winning a Cup, that’s a little more than I can handle right now. […]

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Series Preview – Cubs vs. Mets: There’s Danger Here, Sherri

Sam Fels August 27, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Cubs 69-61   Mets 67-61 GAMETIMES: Tuesday-Thursday 6:10 TV: NBCSN Tuesday/Wednesday, ABC 7 Thursday OUR DAY WAS RUINED: Amazin’ Avenue PREVIEW POSTS Depth Charts & Pitching Staffs Mets Spotlight It feels like this season is on the precipice now, doesn’t it? And three games in Queens only exacerbates that. Queens. The Black Cat. Victor […]

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Yu Darvish Is Incredibly Weird

Sam Fels August 22, 2019 0

But you knew that. He’s also a hero, because he’s dunking on David Kaplan in a second language, when Kap can’t even manage his first. Darvish’s entire Cub career has been hard to get your arms around. His first was ruined by an injury that at first even his own team wasn’t sure was actually […]

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Series Preview – Giants vs. Cubs: We Like To Be Here When We Can

Sam Fels August 20, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Giants 63-62   Cubs 66-58 GAMETIMES: Tuesday/Wednesday 7:05, Thursday 1:20 TV: NBCSN Tuesday/Wednesday, WGN Thursday MISSION REFUGEES: McCovey Chronicles SERIES PREVIEW POSTS Depth Charts & Pitching Staffs Giants Spotlight Now that yet another nightmare road trip is over, the Cubs return to The Confines, where they’ll probably tease us by looking

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Series Recap – Cubs Swept By Phillies Because They’re Dead Inside

Sam Fels August 15, 2019 0

Game 1 Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 2 Game 2 Box Score: Phillies 11, Cubs 1 Game 3 Box Score: Phillies 7, Cubs 5 If you’ve come here for a rant and rave…well, you might get one. I’m not sure. I don’t really plan on it, but it might just happen. Once you start talking […]