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Angry At Numbers – Penalty Kill Edition

Sam Fels January 16, 2020 0

Whenever the job-reaper comes for Jeremy Colliton, be it the middle of the season, in the summer, or never, he’s going to try and mount some defense if only to make himself more attractive for another job down the road. He doesn’t want to be Trent Yawney, y’know? And the first

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Game #48: Hawks 4, Canadiens 1 – Insert Spiderman Meme Here

Rose Rankin January 15, 2020 0

We know exactly what it feels like to be what the Habs were tonight…dominant in possession yet unable to capitalize on the power play and losing to a mediocre team. The difference is, the Hawks have excellent goaltending and Montreal most certainly did not. Although Crawford (great as he was) isn’t the only story tonight. […]

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Game #48 – Hawks vs. Canadiens Preview: They’re A Bit Spiky, A Bit…French

Sam Fels January 15, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 21-20-6   Canadiens 20-20-7 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago GREAT BAGELS THERE: Habs Eyes On The Prize Hey did you hear the Hawks took a train from Ottawa to Montreal? Crazy, right? I mean, who does that? A train from city center to city center without dealing with an airport that neither […]

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Game #48 – Hawks vs. Canadiens Spotlight: Carey Price And Nobody Knows Nothin’

Sam Fels January 15, 2020 0

When Carey Price signed his bonanza extension in 2017, it seemed as sure of a bet as anyone can make on a goalie. Price was clearly the best around, was only 28, coming off his fourth-straight .920+ SV% season and fifth out of seven (though one of those was only 12 games long thanks to […]

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Game #48 – Hawks vs. Canadiens: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

Sam Fels January 15, 2020 0

Max Domi – Everything we said about Matt Duchene’s face but then add in ignorant MAGA views and his shithead father. Nick Cousins – Important reminder: He’s a rapist and Kyle Dubas covered for him. Dale Weise – It doesn’t get enough attention that this guy cost the Hawks Phillip Danault, and then the Habs ended up with […]

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Game #48 – Hawks vs. Canadiens: I Make A Lot Of Graphs

Sam Fels January 15, 2020 0

 

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Game #48 – Hawks vs. Canadiens: Lineups & How They Were Built

Sam Fels January 15, 2020 0

Hawks Notes: Obviously no morning skate today but we’re not expecting many changes. Koekkoek’s actually been fine in third-pairing duty so he shouldn’t have to sit for the monolith Gilbert. Crow starts in his hometown…Kubalik ended up with nine shots on goal last night… Canadiens Notes: Habs didn’t skate this morning either, but this is

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Game #47 – You Don’t Have to be Beautiful to Turn Me On – Hawks 2, Senators 2 (Hawks Win Whatever It Is They Do for Fun in Ottawa)

John Pullega January 14, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick It took about 30 minutes, but the Hawks came roaring back against a team that hadn’t won a game since December 23 to win their third game after trailing through two periods. Never mind that the Senators are a divot full of wastewater runoff. Two points is two points. Let’s. […]

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Game #47 – Hawks vs. Senators: Gamenight Gaggle

Sam Fels January 14, 2020 0

Everything you need for tonight’s contest in the Canadian Capital. Or like, near it. Preview Spotlight: Anthony Duclair Hedley Lamarr’s Halfwits, Nitwits, Dimwits I Make A Lot Of Graphs Lineups & How They Were Built

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Game #47 – Hawks vs. Senators Preview: Ottawa…I Don’t Think So

Sam Fels January 14, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 20-20-6    Senators 16-22-7 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago BULWORTHS: Silver Seven Sens The Hawks get to remain in the remedial class after their win against the Ducks tonight, and arguably tomorrow, as they’ll head for the Eastern Canada swing. They kick it off tonight against the equally-rebuilding-as-the-Ducks Senators, before decamping […]